we only want you for your body
if you’re on this planet for 80 years, do you know how many days you’ll spend showering? we do. and it’s a lot. in fact, if you shower for 10 minutes a day, every day, you’ll spend an incredible 195.5 days getting your body clean. if it takes you 20 seconds to wash your hands, you’ll also spend an amazing 39 days helping prevent germs. personal hygiene is tedious and time consuming enough, which is why you need anatomicals to make your daily ablutions a little more exciting and fun. we’re bold, we’re British, we’re ballsy and we only want you for your body. albeit from a distance in the case of those who think their precious lifetime is better spent on less fragrant pursuits.